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GSG Presents: Kalabit

2007-05-15T20:11:00.000-07:00

Pilipinas,magandang araw! Ito na ang first movie offering ng GSG. At dahil sa inyong pagsupporta sa ating blog, hatid ng GSG ang makatulo laway (ehem!) na pelikula starring Ara Mina, Carlos Morales, at Raymond Bagatsing. Kung napansin ninyo, magtatagalog na muna ako nayon dahil tagalog movie naman ang ating panonoorin. Hindi ko na papatagalin ito. Kaya heto na ang GSG Presents: Kalabit. Let's take a look.

Carmen Electra, unwrapped

2007-05-13T20:59:00.000-07:00

Guys, I've just finished this one hot article from FHM Online with Carmen Electra. I want to share it with you as well.

Who is Carmen Electra?

Carmen Electra (born April 20, 1972) is an American model, television personality, actress and singer, born in Cincinnati, Ohio, as Tara Leigh Patrick.

Carmen Electra was previously romantically involved with rap star B Real of Cypress Hill from 1995 to 1998. It was revealed when B Real and Electra were both on The Howard Stern Show that B Real had purchased breast implants for her.

Electra achieved publicity during her on-again, off-again marriage to basketball star Dennis Rodman from 1998 to 1999. The wedding to Rodman took place at Little Chapel of the Flowers in Las Vegas, Nevada. Later, she had a brief affair with Tommy Lee, the ex-husband of Pamela Anderson.

On November 22, 2003, Electra married Dave Navarro, former lead guitarist for the rock bands Jane's Addiction and The Red Hot Chili Peppers. The couple documented their courtship and marriage in an MTV celebreality show called 'Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave. On 17 July 2006, she and Navarro announced their separation. Their rep confirmed their separation to Star Magazine. Electra filed for divorce on 10 August. It was finalized on February 20, 2007. Source: Wikipedia

Private Conversation with Carmen Electra

The newly single bombshell talks to FHM about her role as a porn star named Candy Fiveways in the Brit-flick, I Want Candy.

Did you have to watch any X-rated films to prepare for your role?
Actually, I did. I went with my make-up artist to the Hustler store and bought some kinky outfits that we thought we could use for the character of Candy Fiveways. On the way out I picked up a handful of DVDs so I could do some research. They were…interesting.

What’s your porn name?
That’s your first pet and your mother’s maiden name, right? I’m Heidi Hermes.

That sounds too much like Heidi Herpes. Your real name is Tara Patrick—that’s spookily close to our own Tera Patrick.
I know and we have a lot of mutual friends, so I’ve heard a lot of great things about her but we've never actually met. I’d love to; maybe I should have met with her or Jenna Jameson before shooting the film.

Like Jessica Simpson you split up with your husband Dave Navarro after doing a reality TV show with him—do you think those shows are cursed?
I don’t think so. Just look at Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne. Those two are totally happy and they had the cameras following them for years. I went to their place for New Year’s Eve actually, and they seemed happier and crazier than ever. It was so funny because the animals got out and began running amok and poor Ozzy was trying to round them up. He got so mad.

You have Cherokee heritage. Do you have a Native American name?
No, but I’d love one. Can you give me one now?

How about Little Big Boobs?
Okay. I also have Irish heritage – which is why I love having a good time. And some German heritage which I guess is why I can be really well organized.

We heard horrible rumors that you were going to have your implants removed. Why Lord, why?
No, that isn’t true, I don’t know where that came from. I’m really happy with them size-wise. They’re not going anywhere.

You were the youngest of five children, were you picked on or over-protected?
Most of my brothers and sisters were much older so I only grew up with one brother. He was very good at karate. My mom has is a third degree black belt in ju-jitsu too, so I grew up learning how to defend myself. My mom would always dress me in these sweet little dresses and pigtails—but if I needed to, I could kick some serious ass.

When was the last time you got into a fight?
A long time ago. But for some reason in school I would always take on boys—never girls. There were a lot of guys who got on the wrong side of me because I had a crush on them—it was easier to beat them up than to tell them I thought they were hot. My finishing move was to throw them over my shoulder and I can still do that today.

Baywatch: The Movie – are you in or out?
I’m out. I’ve only heard about it through the press and nobody has contacted me to be in the film. I really enjoyed the reunion show we did though—it was fun to meet all the team again.

Any David Hasselhoff stories?
I don’t think I’ve heard any, let alone have any.

What about when he got caught with a woman in an airplane bathroom?
Well, I can hardly judge because I’ve done that. But I guess the difference is that I didn't get caught!

Moving on…what’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
I had a job dressed up as a clown and I had to pop corn in a shoe store. The problem was I ate so much popcorn I got sick. I was getting paid $4 an hour but was probably eating more than that in popcorn. I eat a lot of junk.

We can’t believe we’re asking you this, but how on earth do you stay so trim?
I do a lot of yoga and aerobics. Plus you can burn a lot of calories in the bedroom too, you know. I get a lot of guys coming up to me who have bought my aerobics striptease DVD and they thank me because their girls have learned how to give them amazing lapdances.

What’s the best date anyone could take you on?
Keep it simple and don’t brag about what you have or what you do. It’s better to be humble and honest. You don’t want to rush things in the beginning. Dinner would be great. Don’t believe that stuff about girls not wanting to eat on a first date—sharing a romantic meal is sexy.

Finally, if you had one sex tip for our readers, what would it be?
It’s all about communication. Don’t be afraid to reveal your fantasies. Don’t be afraid of kinky clothing or accessories, it’s fun if you get into lingerie or boots. And get your girls some high heels—it doesn’t get much sexier.

Source: FHM Online

Top 10 Sexiest Women in the World 2007

2007-05-10T22:06:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone! Here's the Top 10 Sexiest Women in the World 2007 according to FMH Online. I'll just be posting the topmost 10 women for this issue. Here are they.

Top # 1

Jessica Alba
Last Year #3

Even though she didn't star in one film in 2006, Jessica's sultry smash Into the Blue Sea was still clearly on the reader's minds. Thankfully, 2007 will offer six chances to see Jessica on the big screen, including the creepy horo film, The Eye, and a new Fantastic Four movie featuring the Silver Surfer, but Jessica's Invisible Woman is the reason you'll be first in line.

Top # 2

Katharine McPhee
New Entry

Last year’s American Idol runner-up, Katharine gave millions of guys a reason to tune into the hit show. This year she returned with a sexier look and a self-titled debut album that sold over 100,000 copies in its first week.

Top #3

Scarlett Johansson
Last Year #1

Last year’s No. 1 on the 100 Sexiest, Scarlett hasn’t done anything to change voters’ minds. A rumored relationship with Justin Timberlake and a starring role in this spring’s The Nanny Diaries assure that this 22-year-old sex symbol won’t be leaving this list anytime soon.

Top #4

Gisele Bündchen
Last Year #83

Listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the “world’s richest supermodel,” Gisele’s personal fortune is valued at over $150 million. After breaking up with Leonardo DiCaprio, she dated sports stars like surfer Kelly Slater and quarterback Tom Brady

Top #5

Alessandra Ambrosio
Last Year #56

Along with Gisele and Adriana, Alessandra is the reason the Brazilian tourist industry is booming. Although she is considered to be one of the most beautiful women in the world, she admitted to having surgery as a child to correct her large ears.

Top #6

Jessica Biel
Last Year #16

After breakout roles in films like The Illusionist and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, this buff beauty will be heating up multiplexes again in the Nicolas Cage thriller Next and the Adam Sandler comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

Top #7

Adriana Lima
Last Year #27

Best known as a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model, this 25-year-old Brazilian beauty has been linked to such famous lady-killers as Lenny Kravitz and Derek Jeter. However, the South American bombshell recently claimed that she’s still a virgin.

Top #8

Angelina Jolie
Last Year #2

A former No.1 on the 100 Sexiest, this Oscar-winning sex symbol has gone from drinking Billy Bob Thornton’s blood to championing humanitarian causes. Amazingly, this Goodwill Ambassador looks great even while dodging landmines in Cambodia.

Top #9

Keira Knightley
Last Year #5

She’s played a queen, a bounty hunter and a soccer player—and managed to look hot doing all three. Thankfully, this May’s Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End guarantees at least one more chance to see Keira running around in a wet shirt.

Top #10

Marisa Miller
New Entry

With her all-American good looks and gorgeous body, Marisa has become one the world’s most successful supermodels, posing for Victoria’s Secret and Vogue. She has said if she weren’t a model she’d be a sportscaster.

Source: FHM Online

Are you a Wingman or a Pilot?

2007-05-10T17:37:00.000-07:00

Guys, I've just finished reading Asia Agcaoili's Sex Lessons from FHM Magazine Online. Back then, I have the idea about the wingman and pilot situations but I was not familiar about the terms like "The Grenade" or whatsoever. Do you want to know what I am saying? Ok. Here's Asia Agcaoili's Sex Lessons. Just read on.

Asia's Sex Lessons by Asia Agcaoili

Iwas with a friend in San Francisco when I experienced this wonderfully laid game upon me. I was with a guy friend and two attractive men sat beside us. Guy A sat beside me and started chatting up my Guy friend—let’s call him Guy C. Guy B, who’s a real hottie, started chatting me up. If that was five years ago I would have been awed by him, but I just really thought it was rude to let them ease their way into the conversation my friend and I were having. They probably thought I was an Asian virgin! But realizing they were bound to fail, they moved on.

I’ve seen this game over and over, I’ve heard it, read it, and now I’m writing about it. Some men treat it as sacred, even more than brotherhood. I’m talking about the “wingman” experience. The term was popularized by the 1986 film Top Gun and is a hookup term when a man takes another man on a night out to help him hook up with girls. You may call him your sidekick. His sole duty is to assist the pilot.

Now before you hit the places where there are several targets, consider that you are not limited to clubs only. Clubs usually have more guys on the prowl as well—meaning tighter competition. Some guys go for coffee shops, weddings, concerts, malls, church, groceries, schools, etc.

You also have to establish who will be the wingman and the pilot. The pilot needs to orient the wingman what the mission and the goals are. The pilot gets to pick the first target and the wingman will settle for the less attractive or sometimes even the ugly one, or “the grenade.” The wingman approaches the girls first and has to jump on the grenade instantly to ensure a successful hookup of the pilot to the target.

Awesome wingman rules

Premier rule: Always bring the three essentials: mint, P1,000, and condoms. Always use protection. You never know how many times the target has undergone such “assignments.”
Stay positive. Negativity and bad moods will eventually damage the mission.
Know your wingman. Chemistry is crucial and you should always get his backup on everything you, as a pilot, say.
Never cockblock your pilot!
Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down, at least you’ll go down together and fly to the next target.
If you get shot down, be respectful, move on and look for other targets.
If the pilot’s target is more interested in the wingman, switch roles. Remember the mission is to hook up.
Co-piloting is allowed and encouraged if there are multiple quality targets.
Imperative to being a great wingman is support, not personal gain. Don’t be selfish! Never be jealous of your pilot. Know that his success is reflective of your mastering of the dynamics and that you are a great wingman.
Never turn down your wingman if he picks a target.
Always look out for each other’s appearance and hygiene (i.e., a booger, stain on the teeth, bad breath should immediately be said before even reaching the target). Don’t let your pilot drink too much. Not only will he lose his target, he might even lose his focus and fall on the floor.
The pilot and his best qualities should be kept as the target’s focus apart from how great of a conversationalist he is.
The wingman should be willing to jump on a grenade for your pilot.
At the end of the night, after you have worked your magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers the girls to comeback to his place for a little “after party.”

When you happen to see me, feel free to practice the roles of pilot and wingman. There’s no assurance of a successful hook up but for sure I’ll be very entertained. Good luck my boys!

There you go, may nalaman na naman tayo about sex hook ups straight from Asia Agcaoili. So let me ask you again. Guys, Are you a Wingman, or a Pilot?

Source: FHM Magazine Philippines Online

Sex almost spoiled by bunso

2007-05-10T17:02:00.000-07:00

It was two weeks before my finals week and I had to make pastillas for my biology class as a requirement. I wanted to be with my guy so I asked him to help me out. My older sister and my younger brother were also at home that time—my sister being the tenant at our mini store and my younger brother busy with his PC game. While working on my project I started to get so horny that I insisted on having sex. But we took it slow by doing the small, dirty things first: He massaged my boobs while I felt up his big cock—this happened while my brother, with his back to us, concentrated on his game. When things started to heat up even more I suggested that we have a quickie in the toilet.

The plan was I would go in first then he’d follow after, pretending that he needed to pee. When we got in, we started the show immediately. He banged me so hard doggy style but my very makulit little brother kept on chatting with my guy while we were both in the middle of sex! Fed up, my boyfriend just said to him nicely—and with a wry smile—“Mamaya mo na lang ako kausapin, hindi ako makapag-concentrate eh.” Ha ha!

LADYLOVE, BY EMAIL
ILLUSTRATION BY SONNY RAMIREZ

Source: FHM Magazine Philippines Online

Angelica Panganiban : FHM Philippines March 2007 Cover Girl

2007-05-10T16:35:00.000-07:00

She's back! After gracing the first cover issue of MAXIM Philippines, Angelica Panganiban is now FHM Philippines March 2007 cover girl. The FHM team brought Angelica to the beaches of Bohol for the sexy shoot and described the young lady as "Immaculate". This issue is for FHM's 7th anniversary special.

Source: Markzchannel

Jamilla Obispo : FHM Philippines May 2007 Cover Girl

2007-05-10T16:10:00.000-07:00

Remember the teenage mom from PBB Teen Edition? She's the cover girl of FHM Philippines for May 2007. She once had a revealing pictorial with FHM before she even entered the PBB house and was already featured in the magazine as Nathalia (screen name). Now she's back, not just in some of the pages but as the cover girl.

Source: Markzchannel

The First Post

2007-05-09T02:25:00.000-07:00

Hello there! I'm Dave –your GenSan Straight Guy. Welcome to my blog. On my first post, I would like to welcome each and every one of you –here– inside my blog. On the following days, I will be featuring topics that confront men in their daily lives. I my self, had a lot of things to be learned and to be unlearned as well. So, this gonna be a new experience for me and hopefully it can reach you as well. See you in the next post. Be Happy and think Straight everyone!